Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton as Adam and Eve in Only Lovers Left Alive (x)
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye